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Q. How do you stop a Pakistani tank?
A. Shoot the men who are pushing it.
Q. How do you disable Pakistani missiles?
A. Cut the rubber band.
Q. Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes?
A. Neither has Pakistan.
Q. Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention?
A. The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.
Q. How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
A. Put it in water.
Q. Did you hear about the 747 jet which crashed into a cemetery in Karachi?
A. The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.
Q. Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
A. Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.
Q. Did you hear why Karachi National Library shut down ?
A. Somebody stole a book.
Q. You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussain, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with three bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Pakistani thrice to make sure he's dead.
Q. What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
A. A Doberman.
Q. How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
A. His lips are moving.
Q. What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his is neck in sand?!
A. Not enough sand.
Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands
weren't met.
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Musharraf wanted to raise money for his country, and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for was very high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper:
MUSHARRAF'S ASS SHOWS
Mian Sahib was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read:
MUSHARRAF'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
His wife was so upset with this kind of publicity that she
ordered Mian MUSHARRAF not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read:
WIFE SCRATCHES MUSHARRAF'S ASS
This was too much for WIFE. So she ordered MUSHARRAF to get rid of the donkey. Mian Sahib decided to give it to BENAZIR. The paper headline the next day read:
BENAZIR TAKES MUSHARRAF'S ASS
Followed by another on the next day:
NOW BENAZIR HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
All the opposition leaders got very upset at this kind of
publicity. They informed Benazir that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for Rs.500. Next day the headline read:
BENAZIR SELLS HER ASS FOR Rs. 500
This was too much for the veteran opposition leader, Nawabzada Nasrullah Khan, so he ordered Benazir to buy back the donkey lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read:
BENAZIR ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Nawabzada was buried the next day and Pakistan got rid of the biggest Ass it had produced in the bargain.
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