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Gandhi Jee Kee Dhoti
There was just one cinema Theatre in the Village. The village people
though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen the
owner of the theatre had installed a khaadi dhoti. The
villagers were very happy with the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen.
They decided to dedicate the theatre to Mahatma
Gandhiji, and Named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI
Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI
as advertised in
the Local Newspaper were:
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE .
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom .
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos .
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa .
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hero No. 1 .
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Sabse Bada Khilaadi .
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Kuchh Kuchh hota hai.
Gandhi kee dohti mein Raju Ban Gaya Gentlemen.
Gandhi kee dohti mein Josh
Gandhi kee dohti mein Joru ka Ghulam
Gandhi kee dohti mein Mere Do Anmol Ratan
Gandhi kee dohti mein Refugee
Gandhi kee dohti mein Tera Jadoo Chal Gaaya
Gandhi kee dohti mein Jungle
Gandhi kee dohti Mein 100 days (starring madhuri)
Gandhi kee dohti mein Hera Pheri
gnadhi kee dohti mein Koyla
Gandhi kee dohti mein Nothing to Lose
Gandhi kee dohti mein Gone in Sixty Seconds
Gandhi kee dohti mein JUDWAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their minds,asked the class the following question,
" What is bright red and shiny?"
Little Johnny jumped up and shouted,
" A fire engine !!!!???"
"No! No!" said the teacher," But I like the way you think. Anyone else?"
Little Susan replied that it was an apple and the teacher was happy except
Johnny of course.
Anyway, Little Johnny asked the teacher if he can ask a question to which she nodded OK.
" What is long, hard, rounded and has hair at one end?"
"JOHNNY!!!" she screamed, "WE'LL HAVE NONE OFTHAT TALK HERE..."
Johnny replied, " No, it's a toothbrush, but I Iike the way you think".
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Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises coming from his parents' bedroom. He got out of bed and walked down the hall towards his parents room. Before he made it to the end of the hall, the noises had ceased and the bathroom light had gone on. Little Johnny walked into the bathroom and saw his father removing a used condom.
"Daddy,what are you doing?" asked little Johnny.
His father looked around nervously wondering what he could tell his son. I,um, I'm just checking out the bathroom for mice." Replied his father.
Johnny looked at his father with a gaze of confusion and said Well, what are you doing? F###ing them?" Guts of an Indian Soldier
In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling
with their soldiers. They started the topic that whose
soldier had more of guts.
The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was commanded and the general boasted of by saying "See the guts !".
Now the Russian general called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds.the soldier did as he was told.when he came back from the water the Russian said "See the guts ".
Now the Indian General called out for his most
courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds.
The soldier promptly replied, "Baap ka naukar samajh rakhha hai kya.." At this the general proudly said "See the guts.....".
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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."
The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand.
He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."
"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says,
"Your feet." The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.
He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'" |
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked
him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on fence and you shot one with your
gun, how many would be left ?
" "None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher."But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now.
If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her
cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which
one is married ?
Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger.
But I like the way you are thinking.
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Small Jokes.........N'Joy!
1.I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
2.A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a,work station...
What more can I say
3.How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
4.Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
5.Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep !
6.ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ?Who's in a hurry
7.Children in backseats cause accidents;
Accidents in backseats cause children !
8.A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought
here for drinking....
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get
started?
9.Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting
10.Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. These are great:
* As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You... Mess It Up.
* Better Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader.
* Strike While The... Bug Is Close.
* It's Always Darkest Before... Daylight Savings Time.
* Never Under Estimate The Power Of... Cheese.
* You Can Lead A Horse To Water But.. How?
* Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.
* No News Is... Impossible.
* A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.
* You Can't Teach An Old Dog New... Math.
* If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Stink In The Morning.
* Love All, Trust.. Me
* The Pen Is Mightier Than The... Pigs.
* An Idle Mind Is... The Best Way To Relax.
* Where There's Smoke, There's... Cigarettes.
* Happy The Bride Who... Gets All The Presents!
* A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.
* Two's Company, Three's... The Musketeers.
* Don't Put Off Tomorrow What... You Put On To Go To Bed.
* Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And... You Have To Blow Your Nose.
* None Are So Blind As... Helen Keller.
* Children Should Be Seen And Not... Spanked Or Grounded.
* If At First You Don't Succeed... Get New Batteries.
* You Get Out Of Something What You... See Pictured On The Box.
* When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... Get Out Of The Way.
* There Is No Fool Like... Aunt Eddie. |
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