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How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.
Coy knows pseudonoise codes.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
Thin sticks, thick bricks.
Red lorry, yellow lorry.
Betty bought some bitter butter
and it made her batter bitter,
so Betty bought some better butter
to make her bitter batter better.
Betty bought some butter,
but the butter Betty bought was bitter,
so Betty bought some better butter,
and the better butter Betty bought
was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before!
Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
When a doctor doctors a doctor,
does the doctor doing the doctoring
doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
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Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
Stupid superstition!
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a life long lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick |
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Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
She sells sea shells on the sea shore;
The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,
I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells. I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.
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